In four acres of fine landscaping and fun topiary is a large and inviting home of flamboyant wallpapers and shades of aqua, lemon and rose. Stylish but laid-back, grand but unintimidating, both house and hosts are a treat. Bedrooms have gilt frames and marble fireplaces, Molton Brown goodies and garden views, there are two sitting rooms to retreat to and breakfasts to delight you – fruits from the orchard, eggs from Sizergh Castle (John’s family home). Two miles from Kendal: hop on the train to the Lakes. Walkers, sailors, water-skiers, food-lovers, dog-lovers will be charmed… aspiring actors too (talk to Janey!).