There’s so much to blurt out it’s tricky to start. Let’s begin with eccentric owner Ben, 7th Baronet, who has restored the family pile and is (incidentally) looking for the perfect provider of an heir. Beware, you must jump through hoops! The house is packed with history, furniture, guns, swords, stuffed animals, hats, surprises, nudes in the loos, books, board games and roaring fires. It’s completely bonkers and huge fun and you must immediately get together a group and flock here for winter shenanigans. Couples alone will probably end up in one of the annexe rooms – perfectly comfortable, but not as mind-boggling.